fuckyeah-animalcrossing:

my animal crossing character, heelying into the museum wearing sunglasses and holding a pina colada in one hand and an enormous bug in the other: blathers, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,

lavendernebula:

A couple days ago I threw a weenie apology party because I reblogged an ace-positive post, and I was going to delete the post and apologize again, but I think instead I’m going to delete the posts I made apologizing for reblogging it. I still think it was embarrassing and selfish of me to reblog the post, but not enough that I need to bookend it with frantic apologies.

I also deleted the notes on the post, which was just me frantically apologizing so nobody would get mad at me for admitting that it makes me feel bad when asexuality is treated like it’s a punchline first and an orientation second. Sorry, I know making fun of asexuality is really fun for a lot of people, and it helps people feel better by establishing themselves as normal and a group that annoys them as abnormal, and that’s totally valid and I would never ask people to stop doing that, especially members of the LGBTQ community.

A couple days ago I threw a weenie apology party because I reblogged an ace-positive post, and I was going to delete the post and apologize again, but I think instead I’m going to delete the posts I made apologizing for reblogging it. I still think it was embarrassing and selfish of me to reblog the post, but not enough that I need to bookend it with frantic apologies.

the-last-snow-elf:

me when i play video games/mmorpgs

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My roommate loves Fallout 76 and now he’s cursing Bethesda because his game crashed again

incorrectfmadialogue:

Ling is getting tired of his new friend’s edgy shit

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theogdyke:

a-candle-for-sherlock:

“Since I’ve had to be without your sweetest presence, I have not wished to hear or see any other human being, but as the turtle-dove, having lost its mate, perches forever on its little dried up branch, so I lament endlessly till I shall enjoy your trust again. I look about and do not find my lover — she does not comfort me even with a single word.

Indeed when I reflect on the loveliness of your most joyful speech and aspect, I am utterly depressed, for I find nothing now that I could compare with your love, sweet beyond honey and honeycomb, compared with which the brightness of gold and silver is tarnished. What more?”

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i’m literally going to lose my mind?????

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captainsnoop:

Captain Picard: Computer… replicate me some dank weed!

Computer: Yes, Captain. As you know, Bernie Sanders legalized that dank shit in the 21st century, so I can replicate this weed for you.